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March 3, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. In an interview on Sunday, painter Nelson Shanks said he hid the shadow of Monica Lewinsky’s infamous blue dress in a portrait of former-President Bill Clinton that hangs in the National Portrait...
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March 4, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a new study, North Korea has the smallest penis size in the world with an average of 3.8 inches. Which means Kim Jong Un’s uncle isn’t the only thing the Supreme Leader hasn’t seen in...
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March 6, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a new study, dentists may be able to screen patients for diabetes while cleaning their teeth. The way it works is if you’re too fat to fit into the chair for the cleaning, you have...
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February 16, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Saturday, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, the court’ most outspoken conservative judge, died in his sleep. And I think it’s only fair that all the women in the U.S. get to decide now what...
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April 18, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. Two women, with the help of a psychic medium, tried to have sex with a ghost. That story again, Hugh Hefner has two new girlfriends. 2. On Friday, Mississippi Governor Phil Bryant signed a bill that...
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April 25, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. In an interview with the Washington Post, Ohio Governor John Kasich said, “My Republican party doesn’t like ideas.” Especially one specific idea: 2. A Florida man was arrested on Friday after it was...
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August 19, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. Yesterday, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump tweeted “They will soon be calling me MR. BREXIT!” Proving that things have gotten so bad that even Donald Trump is distancing himself from...
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September 15, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. After her recent case of pneumonia, many are accusing Hillary Clinton of using a body-double to make public appearances when the candidate herself is not feeling well. Or, in the case of Chris...
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January 13, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Peter R. Rose, a Brooklyn police captain, apologized for remarks he made contrasting date rape with “true stranger rapes,” which he called “the troubling ones.” Staking a strong claim for worst guy...
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September 7, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. Monica Lewinsky cut shot a live interview during a conference in Jerusalem Monday night after being asked an “off limits” question about former President Bill Clinton. That seems so out of...
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